Blondes vs. lawyers
A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY. The lawyer asked the blonde if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wanted to take a nap, and politely
declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persisted and explained that the game was easy and a lot of fun.
He said, "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5.00, and vice versa."
Again, the blonde declined and tried to get some sleep.
The lawyer, agitated, said, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me
$5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This caught the blonde's attention and, figuring there would be no end to
this torment unless she played, she agreed to the game.
The lawyer asked the first question. "What's thedistance from the earth to
the moon?" The blonde didn't say a word, reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5.00 bill and
handed it to the lawyer. "Okay," said the lawyer,"Your
turn." She asked the lawyer,
"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, took out his laptop computer and searched all his
references,
but could find no answer. He tapped into the air phone with his modem and
searched the net and the Library of Congress, and still no answer.
Frustrated, he sent E-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he awakened the blonde, and handed her $500.00.
The blonde said, "Thank you," and turned back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who was more than a little miffed, awakened the blonde again
and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer
$5.00,
and went back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.