THE LOVE DRESS
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she
asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered. "But
you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love
dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're
naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him
happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he
will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home
she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed showered, put
on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you
asked. "This is my love dress" she replied. "Needs ironing."
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