AUTOMOBILES
What automobile names really stands for:

AUDI : All Unsafe Designs Included 
BMW : Brutal Money Waster 
BUICK : Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rapping On Long Extended Trips 
DODGE : Drips Oil, Drops Grase Everywhere 
FIAT : First In All Troubles 
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily 
Fast, Only Rolling Down Hill backwards: Driver Returns On Foot 
GM : General Maintenance 
GMC : Garage Man's Companion 
HONDA : Had One Never'll Do Again 
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand, Nothings Drivable And Inexpensive 
MAZDA : Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 
OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular 
Leftover Equiptment 
SAAB : Swedish Autos Always Breakdown 
TOYOTA : Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 
VOLVO : Very Old Looking Vehicular Looking Object 
VW : Virtually Worthless