Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self
assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a
spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set
up housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and
happy doing so."
That night, in a repast of lightly saut
Fried frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so."
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