A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do
this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel
good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ...
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat
the shit out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us
The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around
the forest likean idiot for hours each time he is on ecstasy!"
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