This is funny and I can't risk any bad luck.
Never under estimate the Little Old Lady.....
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to open a savings
account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered her into the president's office (the customer
is always right!).
The bank president then asked her how much she would
like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of
her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came
by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm
surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where
did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president
asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said,
"Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president,
"That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take
my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
that my balls are not square!" The little old lady
then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money
involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at
10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident
That night, the president got very nervous about the
bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror
checking his balls, turning from side to side, again
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there
was absolutely no way his balls were square and that
he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little
old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's
office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
The president agreed with the bet again and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
The president did. The little old lady peered closely
at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just
then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging
his head against the wall. The president asked the
old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that
at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's
president's balls in my hand."
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