Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, 
when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, 
cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. 

Lady 1: What's that? 

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. 

Lady 1: Where did you get it? 

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. 

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and 
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. 
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 
80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. 

Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. 

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